Confessions of a Casual Player

He Said

My ultimate goal is SEX. No strings attached sex, 3 a.m. booty call sex. Or even better drive-by sex. Like all users, I’m selfish. I call you for a date early in the week because it’s convenient and doesn’t conflict with my weekend plans with friends or my steady girlfriend. I don’t put much efforts in our dates because I’m only interested in one thing—the booty. I have no need for women with brains. I will definitely try to get you drunk so that when I make my move, you’re ready, willing, and able. When you don’t fall for the sex bait, I come up with quick excuses about how I need to end the date early because I have an important meeting in the morning at work. You don’t know that I’m off tomorrow, so you fall for it because it makes me look responsible and driven.

She Said

Okay, like I’m waiting for you to show up for our date and I’m at the bar. This real cute blonde, blue-eyed guy smiles at me. I glance at my watch. You won’t be here for another 15 minutes. Shoot, while I’m waiting I might as well flirt with the cute guy, just in case and for future reference. No telling how tonight’s date will go. And since my sex drive maps my daily agenda, I have to have several potentials dangling at all times, to fulfill my many needs. Little techno gadgets are a player’s dream. While I’m with you, I’m texting other guys. Have you notice how my cell phone never seems to ring when I’m with you? Or it vibrates nonstop because I have the ringer off and I tell you that it’s just my aggravating sister. Men ain’t the only one who keep count. I get sheer delight in my seduction routine.